Have you ever wanted to give up your day job and do something more exciting like Serial killer?

Oh yes but I wouldn't leave my underpants they could use the DNA on them to trace it back to me, but maybe a hmm what would I leave a spatula yes a spatula and my squirrel army and I would conquer the world. Now all I have to do is go and by lots of spatulas I have the squirrel army already in the garage....now if I could only get them to stop drinking that beer