Translate please this please to english?

this is the handwriting on the wall of a cave just outside the ancient subterranean city of Jejebudarial, Egypt, written in hieroglyph in the summer of 2800 BC. the tagger who wrote this graffiti used a font in vogue at that time, the precursor of what we know today as Arial (apparently named after the city). some of the letters or characters in the original script have been obscured through the ages which made translation difficult, but the text meant "in heaven there is no beer that's why we drink it here".